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Here’s the cover art for “Rosetta Stone, A Paramnesium”, Vol. I Issue #1.

Rosetta Stone is now online!

I am currently involved in the launch of the Yippee Skippy Free Exchange of Pioneer Valley, a local chapter of the international barter network, the Community Exchange System.

It’s a free barter network that uses new local currencies to provide economic stimulus.

You can barter goods, services, used items, produce, whatever you like– using up to $500 credit in “Yippees”, our local Western Massachusetts barter dollars, to get you started.

All you have to do to join is offer something of value to trade.
You set the price, and once you are approved by the administrator, you can start trading immediately — no need to wait for someone to want what you’ve got.

You can find our more about CES and go for a test drive at:

http://www.community-exchange.org

You can register for the barter network at:

http://www.community-exchange.org/docs/join2.asp?group=YSFE

Happy trading!

Yes, it’s Eliot Spitzer, truly a worm in the Big Apple, shown on his last and greatest crusade. Also pictured, the objectionable FBI invertebrate Len DeVecchio, and his post mortem pal, hit man Greg Scarpa.

Click on the thumbnail to see a larger version of the picture. I created the illustration for the cover of the current issue of the Megaphone, published by Vox Pop. You can pick up the Megaphone in NYC wherever the Onion is distributed. Go by either Vox Pop location (in Ditmas Park, Brooklyn or the the Bowery Poetry Club in Manhattan) and make a purchase, and you’ll get a FREE, gorgeous 20″x30″ poster of this image, complete with a key to all the worms in the Big Apple, while supplies last. If you live outside New York City, or want an autographed poster, they are available for purchase (for $5 plus S&H), simply email me your request.

Well, it’s been a year since my last post, and what a year.  I now live in Amherst, Mass. Lots has happened, too much to go into.  Those of you who are familiar with the site from days of yore, probably know by now that Carl Lawrence and I are no longer collaborating.  I’ve kept his posts here on the site as a courtesy, but you won’t find updates on Greenvision here any longer.

As time goes on I’ll be adding new information, new categories, and updating more frequently.  For now I’ll leave you with a couple of pictures of the latest work I’ve been doing.

Hugs to all

Rebecca

First it was suddenly a no-no to snap pictures of, or take home videos in the vicinity of, bridges and tunnels, government buildings and anyone working for the Port Authority, their vehicles and activities.

Now, we won’t be able to photograph, videotape or film anywhere in Manhattan without a permit, except in passing, “like ships in the night” as it were.

Read it and weep. Then get really pissed. Then GET BUSY:

“The Mayor’s Office of Theater, Film, and Broadcasting, which coordinates film and television production and issues permits around the five boroughs, is considering rules that could potentially severely restrict the ability of even amateur photographers and filmmakers to operate in New York City. The NY Times reports that the city’s tentative rules include requiring any group of two or more people who want to use a camera in a single public location for more than a half hour (including setup and breakdown time) to get a city permit and $1 million in liability insurance. The regulation would also apply to any group of five or more people who would be using a tripod for more than ten minutes, including setup and breakdown time.” -(Excerpted from the Gothamist)

To put a stop to this shameful attack on artists’ rights, YOU CAN:

Send an email to Julianne Cho: JCHO@FILM.NYC.GOV

Sign a petition at Picture New York: http://pictureny.org/petition/

*Learn More* at the New York Civil Liberties Union web site: http://www.nyclu.org/

*Learn More* at Picture New York (without Pictures of New York): http://pictureny.org/

(You can add their banner to your web site too!)

And check out this video by comedy group Olde English: Free NYC Rap

Thanks for doing the right thing!

I. Manhattan

“When are you going to put your wings on?” 5-year-old Theo asked. “Can I show you something? What kind of puppets did you bring?”

“Don’t bother the fairy, she has a lot to do and she’s already late,” his mother intervened in a strained voice.

I was pumping air into heart-shaped balloons, my squeaky elbow straining. Colorful rubber bubbles drifted across the floor between a facing pair of painted cardboard turrets. Theo liked castles, his mother had said. I had pictured twenty-five kindergardeners puffing back and forth across the room, wafting balloons through the arched openings in these towers, dirigibles propelled by breath alone. During the trial run, I could not throw, much less blow, a single balloon through the arches, not even from two feet away.

Always test out party activity ideas you find on the Internet.
BEFORE you sell the client on them.

After the frenetic twelve-hour puppet show, the Dad exulted, “you kept those kids mesmerized for over an hour!”

“The show was an hour long?” I remember babbling. I had slept less than that, the previous night.

(I keep telling myself, I am not 46, I’m 23 for the second time. The second time, it turns out, is much more exhausting.)

The Mom now referred to me as “our fairy”, and assured me that the entire disaster was in fact “an enormous success.”

Catatonia was setting in. The mother approached me several times and patted me on the shoulder, a gesture that seemed to say, “Paramedics are standing by.”

I swooned on the couch with a glass of champagne in one hand and a slice of pizza dribbling reddish grease on my gauzy flowered dress. Occasionally a child, apple-cheeked from the exertion of whacking another child with a balloon sword, came to sit shyly beside me, curious. What sort of grownup makes a living dressed like Tinkerbell? Will she take me to go pee-pee? Repair my balloon doggie?

Yes, she will. But can she remember where she parked the car?

GREENVISION
on B.C.A.T.
Brooklyn Community Access Television
Wednesdays at 2:30pm and 10:30pm
Channels 35 and 68
Video streaming at bcat.tv (ch. 2)
ph: 718-875-3134 Email: clawx@earthlink.net
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

“The Environmental Impact Study (EIS)? It’s a joke!”–Bryan Thomas, Gravesend Marina
“Garbage is garbage…and everyone hates it.” –Steve Chung

This week, May 9, 2007, GREENVISION presents “BARGING IN-Part II, Bensonhurst fights back”, the ongoing story about DSNY (the garbage department) imposing a mega 4000 ton/day Marine Transfer Station (MTS) on Brooklyn and how the community of Bensonhurst came out strong to just say ‘fugetabowdit’!
The show opens with true Brooklynite, Bryan Thomas, giving an exclusive interview to Greenvision’s Rebecca Migdal on the “sorted” (to burn or not to burn) experience he’s had with the Dept. of Sanitation. He tells us that Gravesend Bay was dumped on for 30 years with toxic ash from an illegal incinerator, while DOS tugboat turbulence undermined his sea wall-along with his business. One of Terry Riley’s eerie sound pieces sets the tone, as I again slowly focus on a large white abandoned shed on the bay’s north shore with the letters NEW YORK CITY DEPARTMENT OF SANITATION splayed out above its gaping door. As we showed last week, DOS has newly restyled itself with the deceptively cheery anagram “DSNY” (Disney) and is planning to build another three MTS’s along the City’s waterfront.
Five years ago the formative plan to build the “Southwest Brooklyn MTS” was generally applauded as a wise expedient-it would eliminate the OUTgoing private semi’s. But, the INcoming DOS trucks will keep rolling. Also, in this latest “solution” to the City’s garbage problem, Gravesend Bay will be dredged along Bryan’s sea wall to allow larger ocean going barges to dock. The smelly details of this plan for Bensonhurst residents have finally been ‘unearthed’–the dredging would stir up poisons, like PCB’s, lead, mercury, cadmium and the most toxic substance known-dioxin, which settled to the bottom as layers of relatively benign silt…benign, as long as it isn’t disturbed! The incinerator was finally forced to close in the nineties under intense community pressure (like the kind of pressure they’re getting now).

The old MTS site also came under fire in the 80’s after medical waste, originating from the poorly run facility, washed ashore from New Jersey to Maine-not to mention fouling Coney Island beach less than two miles away!

Still, Gravesend has its charms-walking at sunset through the sensual dunes in one of three nearby parks, chartering a fishing boat at Bryan’s marina or just fishin’ from the shore. Edible (though questionable) prizes of sea bass, albacore and yellow fin are still pulled from these waters. But the dredging would particularly threaten endangered species like the short nose sturgeon, that pass through on their way to their mating grounds in the Hudson.

The community is fighting back. At the April 16th “Environmental Justice Informational Meeting” at Shore Parkway Jewish Center, that Green Party activist Mitchel Cohen helped organize, I show Assistant Commissioner Harry Szarpanski trying to soft-pedal the station’s environmental impact. Local residents and organizations (like the Urban Divers) and some elected officials weren’t buying it. They learned that Cropsey Avenue, a major artery in Bensonhurst, is slated to become a choked-up route for ONE HUNDRED TRUCKS PER DAY!! At the meeting Bryan said, “My customers will complain, ‘why am I sitting here in the middle of all these garbage trucks for 45 minutes when I can just go somewhere else?” Indeed, but the problem is not simply an ‘inconvenience’ for Bryan’s customers. The fine diesel particles from the trucks choking Cropsey will end up in people’s lungs increasing the likelihood of asthma and other diseases!
Please, stay tuned to GREENVISION for updates on this breaking story and other exciting stories about ordinary people propelled into action to become…extraordinary.

Thanks for watching,
Rebecca Migdal, host
Carl Lawrence, producer

REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE. We can dramatically reduce solid waste voluntarily! Insist on tighter standards for domestic and commercial waste production. Compost at your community garden. Reward businesses that provide consumers with low-waste packaging options, and restaurants that use china and silverware instead of throwaway dishes and utensils. Regulate the disposal of construction rubbish. For more info on how to live lightly on the earth, go to: http://www.globalstewards.org/ecotips.htm

Article on the public information meeting in:
www.brooklynheightscourier.com

Garbage Shed- Up Close And Personal:
The Abandoned Marine Transfer Station at Gravesend Bay

GREENVISION
on B.C.A.T.
Brooklyn Community Access Television
Wednesdays at 2:30pm and 10:30pm
Channels 35 and 68
Video streaming at bcat.tv (ch. 2)
ph: 718-875-3134 Email: clawx@earthlink.net
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

“Some people don’t want this kinda business here…I guess they don’t make enough money to pay enough taxes” -Greenpoint scrap yard worker
“The asthma rate is high”-Annette Lamato, Greenpoint environmental activist

This week, April 25, 2007, GREENVISION presents “BARGING IN-Garbage Port Imposed on Gravesend”, about two Brooklyn neighborhoods who have fought being poisoned and dumped on for years.
The show opens on a seemingly pastoral setting-my camera pans over Bensonhurst’s lovely Gravesend Bay, with its sensual south shore dunes in the foreground. But then I zoom in slowly to reveal the lettering on a large abandoned nondescript shed on the north shore-NEW YORK CITY DEPARTMENT OF SANITATION.
Zoom back eight years ago…I got an urgent call from the intrepid Greenpoint activist Annette Lamato. Hundreds of garbage trucks were suddenly rumbling past her house daily (due to the closing of barge fed Fresh Kills Landfill in Staten Island) spewing toxic diesel fumes, cracking the walls of her family’s 100 year old home and wracking her family’s nerves! “Would it be possible for someone from the Green Party to film the scene to support an ongoing lawsuit?” The next two days were a blur of activity-we bought a video camera and headed for Greenpoint for Annette’s ‘grand tour’. It was my first Greenvision episode.
The Lamatos were incensed about the City’s Solid Waste Management Plan (SWMP) which shifted the city’s garbage burden from S.I. to their neighborhood. Private trucking companies (mainly Waste Management) would now coordinate with the Department of Sanitation (DOS) and haul all the nasty stuff away to parts unknown. The trucks often idled for hours, grimly waiting their turn to inch forward and fill their tired buckets with Sanitation Department refuse.
Zoning laws were enacted in the Sixties to permit, among other things, the creation of 23 waste transfer stations along New Town Creek alone that processed garbage from three boroughs. Since then, their neighborhood, once a farming community, had become a wasteland of brownfields, truck washes, scrap yards and other undifferentiated dumps.
Zoom forward to 2007- Bensonhurst again faces another DOS onslaught. Yes DOS, newly remonikered with the deceptively cheery anagram “DSNY” (Disney), is planning to build a 4000 ton capacity marine transfer station (one of the four MTS’s planned for NYC) on the site of that white shed in the opening scene.
Five years ago the formative plan to build the “Southwest Brooklyn MTS” was generally applauded as a wise expedient-it would eliminate the outgoing trucks. But as the City’s wheels turned, yet another ill conceived solution to its garbage problem (this time involving dredging the bay to allow larger barges to dock) hit home to the affected communities. The dredging would stir up poisons, like PCB’s, lead, mercury, cadmium and the most toxic substance known-dioxin-that had spewed forth for decades from an incinerator on the site. The incinerator was finally forced to close in the nineties under intense community pressure.
The old MTS site had also come under fire in the 80’s after medical waste, originating from the poorly run facility, had washed ashore from New Jersey to Maine-not to mention Coney Island beach less than two miles away!
Like old Greenpoint, whose name suggests the lushness that predated the brownfields and toxic sludge, this section of coastline is still blessed with natural beauty. With its three public parks and a charming array of beachfront homes (where we sometimes live) Gravesend Bay is not graves-END-yet. Locals can charter a fishing boat or, as I show, do a fishing “dance” from the shore. Edible (though questionable) prizes of sea bass, albacore and yellow fin are still pulled from these waters. The dredging would particularly threaten endangered species like the short nose sturgeon, that pass through on their way to their mating grounds in the Hudson.

The community is fighting back. At an April 16th “Environmental Justice Informational Meeting” at Shore Parkway Jewish Center, that Green Party activist Mitchel Cohen helped organize, Assistant Commissioner Harry Szarpanski tried to soft-pedal the station’s environmental impact. Local residents, who had already been lied to and poisoned for thirty years by the DOS, weren’t buying it. They learned that Cropsey Avenue, a major artery in Bensonhurst, is slated to become a choked-up route for ONE HUNDRED TRUCKS PER DAY! Fine diesel particles go deep into the lungs and stay there!! Did someone say asthma epidemic?
Stay tuned to GREENVISION for Part II of “Barging In” as we focus on this very heated meeting. DSNY may be bent on stirring up the toxic soup in Gravesend Bay, but so far, all it has managed to stir…is rage!

Thanks for watching,
Rebecca Migdal, host
Carl Lawrence, producer

REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE. We can dramatically reduce solid waste voluntarily! Insist on tighter standards for domestic and commercial waste production. Compost at your community garden. Reward businesses that provide consumers with low-waste packaging options, and restaurants that use china and silverware instead of throwaway dishes and utensils. Regulate the disposal of construction rubbish. For more info on how to live lightly on the earth, go to globalstewards.org

Read an article on the public information meeting at
brooklynheightscourier.com

The Hungry March Band gave a fanfare for the season’s kickoff of landmark amusments like the Wonder Wheel, that still struggle on at the Coney Island, despite developers moving in to destroy this classic resort.

For more info on how to help, go to the Coney Island USA web site.

Click to see larger photo.

Check out the political illustrations of Jamie Fogle at www.radicaltradition.org